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Ruby & The Rockits

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smells like teen drama

Air Date: 09/22/09

When Jordan horns in on Ruby's first real friendship with a girl named Kristen, Audie suggests they share her.

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season one episode 10

When Jordan horns in on Ruby's first real friendship with a girl named Kristen, Audie suggests they share her. Ruby's got another idea: all-out war. She becomes the best friend anyone could ask for, but she can't beat Jordan's secret weapon: kissing.

Meanwhile, Ben's being bullied at school by a kid named Jamie. Audie wants Ben to handle things peacefully, but Patrick and David have other plans.

Introducing: Gallagher Fight Club.

The first rule of Gallagher Fight Club is you do not talk about Gallagher Fight Club.

The second rule of Gallagher Fight Club is you do not tell Audie.

David and Patrick show Ben some moves and regale him with "battle" stories. It works. The next day, Ben comes home and says he kicked Jamie and made her cry.

Hold up a minute. "Her"? Jamie's a GIRL? Oh.

David and Patrick have some explaining to do to Audie, and Ben has some serious apologizing -- and essay writing -- to do. But it's Jamie's mom who may have the last word. She shows up at David's dressing room, looking for a fight. David stands up to her ... and runs out the door.

Back to the Ruby, Jordan, and Kristen triangle ...

Ruby's hanging out with her new friend, Molly -- who's a far cry from the uber-cool Kristen -- when Jordan shows up and announces that he and Kristen have broken up. He just felt too guilty to keep going out with her. Ruby says thanks and explains that she just wants something to call her own. Besides, there are lots of other girls for Jordan out there, including the kind-of-sweet-in-a-sort-of-creepy-struck-by-lightning-way Molly. Hey, you never know.

Next Episode: 50 Ways To Heave Your Mother

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50 ways to heave your mother

Air Date: 09/15/09

When Patrick and David's mom, Shirley, pays a surprise visit, she puts everybody on edge ... and she doesn't exactly give Ruby the warmest welcome.

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we aren't the champions

Air Date: 09/08/09

Ruby's got a dilemma. She just joined a soccer team, but they don't have a coach. Patrick and Audie leap at the chance to help, but they can't both be coach.

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we are family?

Air Date: 09/01/09

Ruby's thrilled about spending the day with David, but she gets a surprise when he shows up with a journalist in tow.

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hot for spanish teacher

Air Date: 08/25/09

David takes a keen interest in Parents Night at Ruby's school. Actually, he takes a keen interest in Ruby's hot Spanish teacher, Miss Vasquez.

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papas don't preach

Air Date: 08/18/09

Ruby and Jordan find a bassist for their band: Nils, who's super-talented and totally hot. Ruby loves him. Jordan and Patrick? Not so much.

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it's my party and i'll lie if i want to

Air Date: 08/11/09

Patrick and Audie go away for their anniversary and put Ruby in charge, because she's more responsible than Jordan and Ben.

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do you want to blow a secret

Air Date: 08/04/09

Patrick brings home the new GM Equinox, a state-of-the-art hydrogen fuel cell car, and tells everyone it's off-limits.

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save the last dunce for me

Air Date: 07/28/09

Ruby wakes up to a whole new day. A whole new life. AND a whole new family.

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pilot

Air Date: 07/21/09

Ruby walks into the Totem Pole Lounge, looking for its star performer, David Gallagher -- former pop idol and member of '80s supergroup The Rockits.

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ruby & the rockits

It's the 1980s and the Gallagher brothers are the hottest pop stars on the planet, and their band The Rockits rules the airwaves. Then, before you can say "hair band" the Rockits break up and the brothers go off to live happily – and separately -- ever after.

Fast forward and Patrick (Patrick Cassidy) is a nice suburban dad with a wife and two teenage sons, while David's (David Cassidy) still out there rockin-n-rollin'.

Until, one day, both of their worlds get all shook up…

David shows up at Patrick's door with Ruby (Alexa Vega), the teenage daughter he never knew he had. Patrick agrees to help raise Ruby while David's away on tour, but he never counts on the Drama with a capital "D" three growing teenagers -- and one brother who'll never grow up -- can cause.

After all these years, the Gallaghers are singing a different tune. But can they put aside the brotherly loathe that broke up the band? They're taking it day by day, and with a little practice, they're bound to become an amazing family act.

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