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about the show
synopsis
8 Simple Rules is about a married couple with three children, set in a Detroit, Michigan suburb. The father, Paul Hennessy (John Ritter), is a sportswriter who is prompted by his wife Cate's (Katey Sagal) return to nursing to take a more active role in raising their two teenage daughters, Bridget (Kaley Cuoco), and Kerry (Amy Davidson), and their son Rory (Martin Spanjers). He is soon overwhelmed by the responsibility of being the father of teenage daughters and misses being a sports writer. Paul begins writing a column from home about his struggles with his children and offers advice to people who are in his same position. His teenage daughters are dating, which sparks the use of the "8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter".
The rules are:
1) Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2) You make her cry, I make you cry.
3) Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4) Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5) Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6) No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8) Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
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your fave stars are back!
We're excited to announce a new comedy starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. -
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'secret life' is back!
Watch all-new, all-amazing episodes, Mondays at 8/7c. -
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get your 'greek' on
Watch all-new episodes, Mondays at 10/9c. Catch up with full episodes online. -
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help haiti today!
Haiti was hit by a devastating 7.0 earthquake that has the country in crisis.
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candace is in the house
Candace Cameron Bure is all grown-up and ready to "Make It or Break It." -
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more '10 things' in '10!
"10 Things I Hate About You" will return March 29 with all-new episodes, so stay tuned. -
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'lincoln heights' season one dvd
On February 16, make every unforgettable moment your own. -
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we're casting!
Hey, we're casting for an upcoming series! Interested?
